Sunday, May 30, 2010

Road Trip to Roo: Day 2: Yellow Springs, OH to Grantville, KS



This house can talk!
If our car was smaller, I would have tried to drive underneath this thing
You are welcome, state.
Hello, new state.
Stay out of the NO-ZONE
At the worlds largest cross in Effingham, IL. I had the Ben Folds song 'Effington' in my head the whole day after this.
You could walk around the cross and listen to words of encouragement. It got old fast.
Not pictured: the awesome info center next to the cross that had some of the cleanest bathrooms of the whole trip
Truckers helped keep the Jesus theme going today
An hour after driving through Kansas City, we found a campground in Grantville, KS
It had a pool, but we got there a little too late
We explored the grounds; there were animals everywhere. Pictured above: nearly 15% of the cats on the property.
They also had a bunch of hungry looking goats..
...and some EVIL geese...
...and a HOSS or two!
So we made a campfire, looked at some stars, and fell asleep.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Road Trip to Roo: Day 1: Hadley, MA to Yellow Springs, OH



This week was crazy. It was a complete mad rush to try to get everything taken care of in time. Especially the whole "ups wouldn't deliver my $40 tent without a signature" experience. 

We left just after 5am on Friday - Ive been sleeping horribly lately due to too much coffee in order to get everythig done. Oh well. Let us get this snow on the road. 

On the road.

We stopped at a massive rest stop off the interstate.
For those who want to apply for 
a job the same way one orders at the deli

Sooo much underwear for sale...

This was one of my favorite PC videogames and I was happy to see a pinball incarnation of it 
A wall of pay phones; remember those?
There was also a whole shelf of skeleton themed toys and statues for those METAL truckers 
I guess we were entering Amish country or something. Also there was a giant beehive inside.
I enjoy when other states lottery tickets are hilariously large. This one was a loser, however.


After that, we drove. And drove some more. The first phase in the plan of the trip is try to get out west as fast as possible. Yes, this will mean missing out on some interesting roadside attractions... For now.

If the south is the land of Jesus, then the Midwest is the land of steaks. Every 10 miles there is a giant billboard tempting you to eat a giagantic steak. For 11.99, why not? There is also a restaurant called "steak and shake" which honestly just sounds like a steak milkshake. Plenty of sonics out here too; which I am sure the locals take completely for granted.



One of the many, many, many road signs about Jesus
Outside Columbus, Ohio
After dinner, and going to dublin, oh to be be bombarded with the largest collection of strip malls that I have ever seen, we stopped to stay with my friend Hannah who lives in yellow springs. And there is a raptor center on the premesis. And by raptors, I mean birds. We got a tour of the place and got to see barn owls, vultures and a one winged bald eagle.
Following a campfire and some marshed mallows, we went to bed. Up by 7am was the plan.

An unsafe looking old barn
Small cave/waterfall

At the Glen Helen Raptor Center. It was just as cool as it sounded.  
A one-winged bald eagle





It's yellow, I guess.
Nighttime at THE yellow spring! 
Hannah punches the yellow spring


Turkey vulture!


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Road Trip to Roo: Day -2

It's kind of sort of starting to sink in that this trip is actually happening. Artemis and I drove to bjs in Chicopee to load up on bulk food goodness. I will be eating a lot of granola and beans.


There is still way too much that I need to do tomorrow. Laundry. Seal the tent. Buy even more food and some somescream. Plus I decided to drive back to shrewsbury for the sole purpose of getting my dads gps. Because, unlike Artemis', it doesn't take 19 hours to get a gps signal. She is back in rowley now getting the car inspected. We also bought our national parks pass, which is way less cool looking than I imagined. 


I was having a few problems with my iPhone. Bought an app called 'Roadside America'; which promised a complete database of bizzare roadside attractions, but it didn't like working on jailbroken phones at first. 

We went on a giant food spree at BJ's wholesale club. They had a bunch of $250 blenders on sale, which was of course the basis of a South Park episode.

Our haul. A whole lot of the same of not much variety. 

Leaving at 5am on Friday. One day of work left. 

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Road Trip to Roo: Day -3

In training. 
Play for yourself here.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Thoughts on Christmas Vacation

Yeah this blog has become pretty much abandoned. I did an article for uglypersonsface.com though. http://uglypersonsface.com/christmas-vacation/

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Andy Beach

So I got a text message the other day, that Andy Beach died. And it hit me really hard. I dont think that anyone called him Andy, though. He was known nearly universally as 'Beach', and he was one of the good old class of 2001. He wasn't in the SHS yearbook (I actually had to double check this - I swore he was), and he wasn't on facebook or myspace (as far as I knew..), so in recent years, from my perspective he kind of went off the grid.

I met him in middle school in shrewsbury. Back when he was also the red headed kid who wore metallica shirts all the time. I always thought he had the goddamn best sense of music. He also wore those badass metal shirts. Pantara, Rage, Deftones.. I even sold him a Metallica shirt one time - the unforgiven one with the doomed earth on the back. But it wasn't just metal; I remember listening to a lot of classic rock - Hendrix and Pink Floyd.... He even had one of those huge 'Stairway to Heaven' posters in his room - the kind that they sold at Newbury Comics that sold for thirty bucks in the huge metal frames. Except for some reason, he hung it upside down.


That was back when I carried a video camera around all the time. Just for filming the times when we would bullshit around but also when we would do class projects. One for a science class on lightning, and the other on the dangers of alcohol for Mr. Marchands health class. Beach had a lot of legos. His family had this sun porch and there was this entire lego town that took up a huge portion of the floor - complete with roads and even a church. We used this in our videos for school - trying to learn the 'art' of stop motion video that either ended up with a lego guy in a car accident, or, in the lightning video, firing hairspray into a lighter to simulate the explosion of the lego oil tanker as a bolt of lightning just so happened to strike the base. (we made up that this happened in real life, but presented it as fact in the video).

I remember that Beach got me into the movie 'The Crow'. I cant even tell you how many times ive seen that movie.

I also remember that time we got high and ordered pizza - there was a new simpsons that night - the one where Homer becomes a boxer, which premiered November 10, 1996.

Beach had an iguana named 'Quincy', named after Jason Fox's iguana in the comic strip 'Foxtrot'

He was probably the first person to teach me: guitar + distortion pedal = anything you play sounds good.

He was a good kid, and we shared a lot of the same friends. He got ragged on a lot but it was all part of the dynamic. Like all bass players experience. Because he played bass in a band. This band was 'Panic'. Beach didnt own a bass, so he just took his guitar and strung it with bass strings. Again, we were all in middle school so what the hell did it matter?



During high school me and Beach lost touch. I remember it happening really really fast. I don't think it was a falling out.. it was likely because we fell into different crowds.

After high school, I saw him in 2006 at a party in Shrewsbury. It was actually kind of a spectacle to see him, and I took a picture of the tattoo on his arm - the cover of the Beatles 'Revolver' - with my cell phone camera.


The last time I saw him was in 2007 - at a tattoo convention in Worcester. It was really brief, some small talk about what was going on in our lives, and that was pretty much it.